Metro talks about the way they used a dummy to catch a dummy. [RJ]
Marijuana lounges are on hold in Clark County. [Fox5Vegas]
In a press release issued yesterday, the United States District Court for the District of Nevada announces that, after 18 years of dedicated service to the Court, United States Magistrate Judge Valerie P. Cooke will be retiring on July 31, 2018. The Court extends its gratitude to Judge Cooke for excellent years of service to the federal judiciary and to the community. Applications for the position of United States Magistrate Judge to fill the vacancy created when Judge Cooke retires will be posted on the Court’s website (www.nvd.uscourts.gov) in the nearfuture.
Barney Rubbel aka Eric Johnson gets best teeth. That guy a smoker?
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Anonymous
September 20, 2017 6:31 pm
I like Judge Miley. I think she's a fair judge. She's good about carefully reviewing materials. I think it's sad there are people who, for whatever unknown reasons, want to attack her personally.
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Anonymous
September 20, 2017 6:34 pm
If we're nominating attorneys, I vote for Leila Hale from the Personal Injury world.
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Anonymous
September 20, 2017 6:57 pm
How about we rate our fellow judges and attorneys for things they can control, like their temperament and/or skill set, rather than things that are for the most part, beyond their control, like their physical attributes.
All these comments about who's hot and who's not are really unbecoming of our profession, and sadly, demonstrate the commenter's own insecurity, immaturity, pettiness and general unhappiness.
Do you have the compulsion/guts to make fun of people's looks in person/to their face? Than why do you do it anonymously on the computer?
I vote that if you want to call out someone's looks, that's fine, but don't be a coward. Sign your name so we all get to see what you are working with and can judge you too.
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September 20, 2017 7:11 pm
How about biggest douche commenter?
Here are my nominations, in no particular order:
1. The person with the "Eric Johnson a/k/a Barney Rubble" fetish
2. Probably the same person with the "Baby Johnson" fixation
3. The person with the "Ma Border" obsession
4. The "Who is Doug Ansell" conspiracy theorist freak
5. Voldemort
6. The dickwad who keeps asking for the "hottest lawyer thread"
Ma Border commenter is the saddest
Johnson commenter is the saltiest
Doug commenter is the weirdest
Voldemort. Nuff said.
Hottest lawyer/judge is the least hot
Speaking of Family Court, why is 12:20 picking on Henderson?
I've known him for years, and yes he's put on weight and lost his hair, but I was not aware that there was anything unusual about that when men age.
I agree with 4;33 that, although it might not strike some as being as entertaining, that instead of discussing what judges look like, that we spend at least an equal amount of time discussing their performance, what is or isn't effective when presenting in their court, etc.
That would actually benefit some readers.
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September 20, 2017 10:13 pm
I haven't been in front of many of the judges, but I took a quick look through the headshots posted on the court website, and I would say — based purely on the one photo — that Escobar would be my top choice.
That being said, I've heard from a lot of people that she is not a "top choice" as a judge.
1. If you are a judge, then you are also an attorney.
2. If you are an attorney, skip to 4.
3. If you are not an attorney but you are reading this anyway, proceed to 4.
4. You are not hot.
Great, now with Cooke gone we are gonna get another schmuck like Koppe.
Ugg… Koppe is HORRIBLE!
Hottest judge: Doug Ansell
very funny. surprised not deleted by admin ..yet
Is this Ansell clown a real person?
Makes millions of dollars a day. If that qualifies you as not a real person sign me up
How about in the North?
Jon Snow, hands down.
11:25 wins lol
http://www.abajournal.com/news/article/hottie_judge_kozinski_continues_joke_in_press_release/
Barney Rubbel aka Eric Johnson gets best teeth. That guy a smoker?
I like Judge Miley. I think she's a fair judge. She's good about carefully reviewing materials. I think it's sad there are people who, for whatever unknown reasons, want to attack her personally.
If we're nominating attorneys, I vote for Leila Hale from the Personal Injury world.
How about we rate our fellow judges and attorneys for things they can control, like their temperament and/or skill set, rather than things that are for the most part, beyond their control, like their physical attributes.
All these comments about who's hot and who's not are really unbecoming of our profession, and sadly, demonstrate the commenter's own insecurity, immaturity, pettiness and general unhappiness.
This is a sad day for the blog.
I agree. Bunch of sad little trolls.
Guaranty that 11:57 is butt ugly.
Do you have the compulsion/guts to make fun of people's looks in person/to their face? Than why do you do it anonymously on the computer?
I vote that if you want to call out someone's looks, that's fine, but don't be a coward. Sign your name so we all get to see what you are working with and can judge you too.
How about biggest douche commenter?
Here are my nominations, in no particular order:
1. The person with the "Eric Johnson a/k/a Barney Rubble" fetish
2. Probably the same person with the "Baby Johnson" fixation
3. The person with the "Ma Border" obsession
4. The "Who is Doug Ansell" conspiracy theorist freak
5. Voldemort
6. The dickwad who keeps asking for the "hottest lawyer thread"
12:11 is a Johnson.
I bet its Doug.
They're all so annoying in their own way. It's hard to pick just one.
Yawn, 12:24.
How dare you insult these people?
Border is too easy of a target. Who is this Doug dude?
Food fight…I am ready to land my apple sauce on your face….
which commenter do you think is the hottest?
Ma Border commenter is the saddest
Johnson commenter is the saltiest
Doug commenter is the weirdest
Voldemort. Nuff said.
Hottest lawyer/judge is the least hot
They are all douches equally though
id be even hotter if i had ansell's palladium card
You are the douche.
12:11: you misspelled the consistently misspelled "Rubbel." Get it right.
Other than e.johnson, who are the rest of these people?
The league of extraordinarily pathetic trolls!
The LVLB Wack Pack
Judge Jonson is a fox.
Piss off, trolls!
Trolls and douches aside, Border is a public defender.
I did not see anything on anyone today other than Eric Johnson. Someone seems sensitive about Baby Johnson.
Trolls and douches, unite!
@12:11 valiant effort, but good luck winning a fight against all of the former RJ trolls at the same time.
Ma Border is cute.
There is a Justice Pro Tem who is homely. Do they count?
Troy Fox
Hardy is Mormon hot.
Does Johnson smoke? His teeth are chimney gray. Yuck.
Look everybody – it's the Johnson troll! Hi Johnson troll!
I am starting to think you are the troll. Chill out, Eric.
Gotta love trollin the trolls!
Give it a rest already.
I see you trollin, and hatin..
Make the Blog Great Again
Damn y'all, Law blawg is LIT today lol
Stop lowering the standards of an anonymous online blog with talk of hot lawyers, said no one ever, other than ugly folk.
^^^ This
Why is Togliatti never mentioned? She has a certain crazy streak I like about her (which I also think makes her an above-average judge).
I think Judge Rena Hughes is HOT!!! I'd like to show her the 50 states and more.
Speaking of Family Court, why is 12:20 picking on Henderson?
I've known him for years, and yes he's put on weight and lost his hair, but I was not aware that there was anything unusual about that when men age.
I agree with 4;33 that, although it might not strike some as being as entertaining, that instead of discussing what judges look like, that we spend at least an equal amount of time discussing their performance, what is or isn't effective when presenting in their court, etc.
That would actually benefit some readers.
I haven't been in front of many of the judges, but I took a quick look through the headshots posted on the court website, and I would say — based purely on the one photo — that Escobar would be my top choice.
That being said, I've heard from a lot of people that she is not a "top choice" as a judge.
I'd say you should not believe everything you see on the interwebs.
Kristina kirigin is smoldering hot. I would take a beating and spend a week in prison for a chance to be with her!
Cell service in the clink provided by Alexis Plunket
91 Comments by 4:30 p.m.? Astounding! Where is Blog is Dead Guy?
BLOG IS DEAD. Double Kickstands. IN YO FACE!
The best blog day ever.
This would be a below average day on WWL
ATTENTION:
1. If you are a judge, then you are also an attorney.
2. If you are an attorney, skip to 4.
3. If you are not an attorney but you are reading this anyway, proceed to 4.
4. You are not hot.
winner winner chicken dinner
The comments are all bullying, all the time. It's awful.
Usually there are at least some witty ones. None of the comments today are even witty.
Food fight one is funny.